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All the better for it (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Same enemies

XCOM Enemy Unknown

XCOM 2

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tbh, lore in XCOM is that back in XCOM EU they were still infiltrating and had to pretend to be human, so they genetically modified the vipers to look human. In XCOM 2 there is no point to disguise anymore.

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I know, but we're shitposting

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Shitpost nothing, they got horny and made up some lore to justify it. (Also the Xcom UFO Defense snake men didnt have tiddies)

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Snig ol bitties