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Tbh, lore in XCOM is that back in XCOM EU they were still infiltrating and had to pretend to be human, so they genetically modified the vipers to look human. In XCOM 2 there is no point to disguise anymore.
Yeah I know, but we're shitposting
Shitpost nothing, they got horny and made up some lore to justify it. (Also the Xcom UFO Defense snake men didnt have tiddies)