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One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 6 days ago by klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A million ants escaped. From a radioactive site. Fuck.

But then I reread "cannibal" and realized that this problem will solve itself by dinnertime. This is fine.

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Good thing other people also know what "cannibal" means