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One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 5 days ago by klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There’s nothing to worry about

The ants escaped November 04, 2019 they’ve been out a while

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa WHOA!

NOVEMBER 2019??? GUYS!!!! THESE ANTS ARE WHERE COVID-19 CAME FROM!!!!

[–] klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I didn't even see the date, just saw the headline and new what I had to do xD

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I was old what to do