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Sophie Turner is kinda the most perfect casting for Lara Croft available right now. Even if you are thinking of pure sex appeal I think Sophie Turner would do better in the role.
She certainly looks the part but I wanna see how she pulls off the posh accent cos if she uses her normal voice its gonna be so bad. Its kinda depressing looking around on youtube its largely videos just complaining her boobs arent big enough…
Absurd complaint, we've had the technology to strap some triangles to a person's chest since Madonna invented it back in the 90s.
Logging on to the cheats.cc page for the Tomb Raider movie to add an entry about how swan diving off a balcony unlocks a gooner-friendly version of the movie.
12 year old me and my best friend when we discovered the nude raider cheat in TR 2 and it made Lara asplode 🤯
What’s her real accent? Her GoT accent was posh enough for Croft imo (it was weird that it wasn’t northern)
Technically she has the right regional posh accent but from the wrong era. North midlands posh but millennial lash me the baccy fam brand not lets go hunt some foxes brand
It is so annoying how we go through constant repeats of the same chud complaints. Feels like yesterday when the chuds were mad that Aloy in the new Horizon game has body hair or something.