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[–] Rhoeri@piefed.world 96 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Why those nazi terrorists aren’t being denied service everywhere they go is beyond me.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (15 children)

Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. ~~Can't~~ It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.

Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.

I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If they're going to stereotype people to detain them there's nothing wrong with stereotyping them back. It won't kill them to pack their own lunch.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Define the type? Middle aged white dude? Maybe fat, maybe not. Maybe bald. Maybe not?

Most don’t have visible Nazis tats.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

Groups of white, bearded, men in sunglasses and baseball caps, walking around puffed up with authority. It's either ICE or cops, either way, fuck em.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I think you missed the point of what stereotyping is...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“Go get some lunch big boy.”

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

That gravy seal is really holding the thin-crust line.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

That guy told me he fucked my mom on Xbox call of duty 20 years ago.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Too bad he's a Nazi and deserves to be cold and alone at night the rest of his life, 'cause that's a super cuddly looking guy.

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