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ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
(www.the-independent.com)
this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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That's some Tarantino villain level bullshit.
Tarantino wishes he could come up ridiculously evil shits like those.
This is similar to the beginning of Inglorious Basterds. The milk scene.
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: No, I just kidnap them afterwards.
Or Rodriguez: You really must try this because it's “puerco pibil”. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook.
I was thinking Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico
It's as cold as Minnesota in January
I wonder if they leave a bad or good review too