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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But the moniker didn’t stick after Ellison was informed that the name spelled something deeply embarrassing when reversed: “I’m a Nazi.”

It’s the kind of joke the “Succession” writers’ room could only dream of coming up with. And it’s especially awkward given the family’s strong ties to Israel. His first wife described Ellison as “an ardent Zionist,” per Vulture, and he’s been known to be “close” with current prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

Sounds pretty accurate...

Support a genocidal ethnostate long enough, your subconscious stops trying to be subtle

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

"I'm not that kind of fascist, I'm this other kind of fascist!"

  • Larry Ellison