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Johnny Knoxville says he won't do dangerous stunts for Jackass 5, releasing in theatres on June 26 (variety.com)

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“I can’t do anything where I can get another concussion,” Knoxville said. “[I’m] way over my limit for concussions, but I don’t care about anything else. I just can’t get hit in the head anymore — but a lot of other guys can.”

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Werner Herzog. I am begging you to make a movie about Jackass or narrate the existing ones

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

werner herzog narrating while doing the old dude on a mobility scooter bit

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

"Ze human race, ze former hunter, ze former gatherer. A mind made for ze wild trapped in ze modern day. Many find zis modern age of luxury a comfort. But wirh comfort comes malaise. Bereft of a phalanx to form, a mammoth to hunt, the ennuie of our brain stem can feel maddening. What then becomes of those left behind? Dear audience...dis eez Jackass" -guitar riff

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dislike Werner Herzog for the silliest of reasons. I can't for the life of me do an off-the-cuff written impression of him that's even half decent.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's a hard man to get down

I can do a decent impersonation, but that's just because I watched the video of him talking about pulling Joaquin Phoenix out of a car crash like 20 times

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I watched the video of him talking about pulling Joaquin Phoenix out of a car crash like 20 times

You are tempting me - you fiend. Haha. Hmm... Or maybe I could watch his Grizzly Man doc again. It's the crazy story of a guy who tried to make friends with wild bears.

Spoiler [CW: concise but graphic]

Yes. He ended up getting killed by a bear. And eaten. His girlfriend too.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Oh yeah...

This tape should be destroyed, no one should ever experience it