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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

isn't that what the shaggy pee mat in front of the toilet is for?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

How do you suck at aiming so bad if you’re peeing on the floor?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 17 minutes ago

I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn't spray out in weird directions.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not peeing on the floor, I'm peeing on the shaggy pee mat. Hence the name

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 5 hours ago

Peeing on shaggy? image

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's not like the direction it's pointed and the direction it goes have any bearing on each other.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 6 hours ago

I've never had that issue? I was thinking it's a circumcised thing, but you're potentially British.