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isn't that what the shaggy pee mat in front of the toilet is for?
How do you suck at aiming so bad if you’re peeing on the floor?
Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.
I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn't spray out in weird directions.
I'm not peeing on the floor, I'm peeing on the shaggy pee mat. Hence the name
Peeing on shaggy?
It's not like the direction it's pointed and the direction it goes have any bearing on each other.
I've never had that issue? I was thinking it's a circumcised thing, but you're potentially British.