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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn't spray out in weird directions.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Wait. This is a totally alien thought to my entire life experience. I suppose you don’t pull it back do you? For whatever reason I think that’s how I imagined it? Honestly, I don’t think I have ever imagined it to be fair.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Just wait till you learn how cold shrinkage affects the peeing experience for un-cut folks! Let's just say it doesn't all shrink uniformly...

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I do pull it back, idk about the other guys wiener but for me the skin makes for a more unpredictable stream.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

ah that's it then. All this time I was pulling the other guy's

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 2 hours ago

I do not. Imagine a garden hose, if you use just the hose water comes out as an even flow, if you covered the end up with your fingers it would pressure spray widely between the gaps.