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The Far Right Is Now Transvestigating Sydney Sweeney (www.them.us)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 103 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If she has a dick she’d be twice as hot.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn straight.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Damn gay*

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's only gay if she's a femboy.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

not if im a lesbian

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Nothing more hetero than liking a complete woman.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

That user name.... 😈

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well you're in luck

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI to the rescue?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 days ago

Oh I thought they meant Baphomet; but in the model's case, yes!