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  • live in an impenetrable fortress from which they launch raids on the innocent, never suffering the consequences of the evil they commit
  • ⁠ruled by the most cruel and decadent amongst them, but don’t do anything about it because they dream of being on top of the horrific pyramid of torture and pain one day
  • ⁠innately cruel and horrific society where seeing others suffer is the only source of pleasure
  • slavers
  • violence is the only language they understand
  • sense of racial superiority
  • ⁠entire sectors of society dedicated to coming up with evil and sadistic weaponry with which to commit war crimes
  • hopelessly addicted to drugs of all kinds
  • complete lack of compassion
  • ⁠piracy
  • ⁠love to torture
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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The Imperium is the EU: a mostly loose federation of varied individual states that exists to enshrine a few very specific rules or principles in its members, and despite the brutal, racist, authoritarian, and inequitable structures of its component states it's continuously threatened by outbreaks of even worse and even more Fascist movements internally. That's right, the Imperium are libs.

The difference is the Imperium comes down extremely hard on those even-more-Fascist movements since they do things like intentionally spread virulent plagues or turn societies into autocannibalistic bloodbaths and it makes literal daemons manifest to wreck shit up, instead of just clutching pearls while working with the little uwu smol bean nazis and antivaxxers.

It really is a funny consequence of the setting's creators really pulling their punches and not understanding scale that the Imperium comes across as less evil than real institutions they're supposed to be satirizing and it's "there is only war" setting is much more peaceful than the real world. Like their literal death cult religion has nothing on Evangelicals, and their whole paranoia and brutal suppression shit is targeted at and done in response to these arch-reactionary might-makes-right cultists that line up exactly with real-world reactionary movements whether that's the RFK style anti-vaxxer nurglites, silicon valley libertines, the segment of vulgar fascists who are just out to self-actualize through random acts of violence to feel like big strong manly warriors, and the entire political consultant class as a whole. Like it's barely a joke to say the Imperium is more moderate on how to deal with those sorts of destructive reactionaries than a lot of people here are, because the Imperium are still fucking libs.

To put it another way, the Imperium are cartoon villains who formed in the crucible of the darker-and-edgier pop culture movement of the 80s and 90s, as written by people who don't really get that real world powers are even bigger and more awful cartoon villains underneath their human masks. So they do the silly bad guy stuff but it's all too sterile, and it lacks the real anger and fear and depravity of real world reactionaries who also do all the silly cartoon bad guy stuff but even more so.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

the Imperium comes across as less evil than real institutions they’re supposed to be satirizing and it’s “there is only war” setting is much more peaceful than the real world

Imperium kills 1000 people per day to maintain galactic scale transport network.

USA killed more than 1000 people per day by covid to maintain arbitrary line going up and feed 10 billionaires on top.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

And the sacrificed psykers are the unstable ones who could literally explode into a pile of daemons at any second. The psykers who are stable enough to not explode get trained to be interstellar telephone operators or to sit in a big circle thinking of good vibes to try to counteract all the bad and discordant vibes that occur from billions of residents of a megacity going about their chaotic daily lives, in order to stop literally hell from manifesting into reality from there being too many bad vibes around (this is literally canon, I think it got mentioned in a Dan Abnett book though I can't remember which one).

Like it's definitely a cruel and unfair system and the cruelty psykers experience is shitty, but at the same time I don't really know what the actual correct way to deal with "this person literally warps reality around themself and can become a portal to literal hell if they fuck up even a little" would be. There's actually Psyker dialogue in Darktide where one of them is literally asked "You're not gonna explode, are you?" and just giving this earnest response that was something like "I certainly hope not, but you never can tell." "That's not very reassuring." "Tell me about it, it scares me too.", which I think is the bluntest and most personal I've ever seen 40k writing get about that problem.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This interpretation is so on point that even the franchise's only canon example of a socialist polity (Gothrul's Needle) is meet with Jakarta-style methods by local imperial authorities instead of what Nazis would do, which is drop Cyclonic torpedoes on a socialist Hive and kill everyone

They manage the Great Numerologia, a voting system that involves the hive's eighty-eight million citizens in decision-making on a wide range of issues. This system is facilitated by spider-legged servitors controlled by a central 'mother' servitor. Despite its intent to ensure broad participation, the system is prone to manipulation by House Delaque and possibly Van Saar itself. However, the bureaucratic complexity often renders such efforts ineffective

As an aside, 40K Cybersyn is one of the funniest pieces of lore I've ever come across

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

This system is facilitated by spider-legged servitors controlled by a central 'mother' servitor.

40K Cybersyn

Spidersyn

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