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Rando Redditor: "Wait a minute. Why can't we have good things?"
A dem consultant swoops in. He makes high seven figures a year. He pats him on the head and says "You do have good things."
"We do?"
"You do."
"But why don't we have universal healthcare?"
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"What?"
"You live in the greatest country in the history of the world."
"I live in the greatest country in the history of the world. Why am I repeating you?"
"You're not. You live in the greatest country in the history of the world."
"I live in the greatest country in the history of the world. That's right! I live in the greatest country in the history of the world. What was I talking about?"
"Star Wars."
Chillingly accurate.
"Not right."
"Not right?"
"That's right!"