this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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What was he even sprinting to do? Just to immediately run away again?
Pussies. Bullies always crumble when they get even the slightest push back
Their job is so damn important that they can just give up and run away when there is the slightest push back
It looks like he was trying to run after someone on foot, moved towards the ice to avoid running into a pedestrian in the street (you can see there were people in the middle of the street) and busted his ass because he didn't realize there was black ice right there. You can see a guy run out of frame right as they pan up from him hitting the ground, so I'm guessing it was someone they were pursuing.
Reminded me of a video I saw once of a toddler that was running towards something, fell and hurt themselves, and then got up and ran away crying.
He's running back to suckle on that fat orange titty.
He probably pooped when he hit the ground.