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“Every single Monday was called ‘AI Monday,’” Vaughan said, with his mandate for staff that they could work only on AI. “You couldn’t have customer calls; you couldn’t work on budgets; you had to only work on AI projects.” He said this happened across the board, not just for tech workers, but also for sales, marketing, and everybody else at IgniteTech. “That culture needed to be built. That was the key.”

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[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"All the engineers said my "screen door on a submarine" was "stupid" and would "sink the ship", so I fired them and hired new engineers!"

  • CEO of now defunct "Screen Door Subs Inc."
[–] greasewizard@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

speaking of submarines, this is the exact line of thinking that turned an idiot CEO into a paste at the bottom of the ocean

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thank you mighty wizard for casting dopamine.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

I can not read the word "cast" in any form without remembering this:

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 6 points 2 days ago

There's a small difference, the imploded CEO was "boldly going where no man had gone before, on such an accelerated timetable and tight budget" - the screen door guy was a couple of orders of magnitude more foolish.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I told AI to build me a submarine out of ~~titanium~~ carbon fiber.

  • Stockton Rush (if he were alive today)
[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Titanic sub was made from carbon fiber. Titanium is what he should have used.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Damnit, I knew that too. I stopped skimming too early in the Wiki paragraph.

The entire pressure vessel for the crew used five major components: two hemispherical titanium end caps, two matching titanium interface rings, and the 142 cm (56 in) internal diameter, 2.4-meter-long (7.9 ft) carbon fiber-wound cylindrical hull.[15] The forward hemispherical end cap could be detached from its interface ring, becoming a hatch that allowed crew members to enter the crew compartment before a mission, and exit at its conclusion.[3]

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

build me a submarine out of cheese! I always get hungry when i'm submarining and not! anymore!

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wallace & Gromit Visit the Titanic.

[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No worries, friend. Good on you for making sure.