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"What are we, a bunch of Venezuelans???" (hexbear.net)

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[–] abc@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

trump-moist "I want to do a bunch of extrajudicial killings but god I could really use a sensei who can teach me and the country run by bloodthirsty career war criminals how to do this.."

maduro-coffee "Mr. Trump I heard you are looking for a sensei...I have a proposal for you. Send your best team to kidnap me and my wife from Venezuela, think of it as a test to see how prepared your subordinates really are to carry out extrajudicial affairs...once I arrive in the United States, your training will begin."

he-laughed how the average liberal mind works I guess

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

maduro-gift "Once you can snatch my body from my residence, young asshopper, then you are ready to begin studying the path"

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Maduro dodging Trump's attempts to grab his pajama pant leg with speeds that leave Steven Segal seething would be a funny bit.