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Stephen Miller quietly contemplating if he could drink the ninja turtle's blood before he returns to his sarcophagus.
Kristi Noem getting all excited and waving her hand around with a make-believe gun because she thought the turtle was a large bipedal puppy.
That would explain a lot. He looks like someone who was told they would be going to a concert for the first time in their life, panicked, skimmed a few videos of people at concerts to learn to fit in, but was too nervous and stiff to follow through on the act.
Meanwhile, Kristi Noem is America's collective, racist aunt getting drunk at Thanksgiving.