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[–] s@piefed.world 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s 2026. You have just given your government sponsored sex robot a golden shower and shorted out his master circuits, ultimately plooking him to death, so the Central Scritinizer arrests you and sends you to a special prison.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 1 month ago

You’ve unlocked a new kink for the new year, mate. Cheers!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now when you say special... 

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Watch Firefly (if you haven't already... or even better if you have 😉), and you'll be glad you did.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

You’ll love it. It’s a way of life.

(Not an alt, and I guess neither are the other two?)

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You'll love it, it's a way of life.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

You'll love it. It's a way of life.