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I'm still accepting bingo submissions until January 1st, you can see all the current predictions here. Also, Azarova@hexbear.net posted a filled out 2025 news bingo card here (Thank you, I lost the original)
U.S. recession, not like the 'mini' one.
Dollar depreciates (but no de-dollarization).
Third world countries continue to struggle economically, implementing further austerity and internal devaluation measures to try win export competitiveness.
OPERATION TRUE PROMISE IV BAYBEEEEEEE
Democrats reclaim a branch of the government (house/senate) rendering Trump a lame duck for the rest of his term. Warmongering doesn't stop though because what is the War Powers Act or the Constitution even?
A major Cat 5 hurricane makes landfall in the US. That gulf hardly had any cooling off this last year so it's been cooking. We're due. Trump might get his Katrina moment.
Recession is offically declared as the admin can't keept sweeping it under the rug.
AI bubble collapse because no way in hell does anything justify a $4 trillion dollar valuation for any single company. cough NVIDA. China has already lapped the empire. Probably will kick out NVIDA as home grown brands take over. No matter what it does China will be ahead.
Trump starts rapid firing his cabinet picks to deflect from critism.
AUKUS deal collapses.
People forgo movie theaters as VR becomes mainstream where they are inserted into the scene and can have an interactive 360 view and become the star themselves.
Bibi finally dies.
Saudis exposed for being the Zionazi cucks.
Man walking around with penis out for decades now "exposed" lmao.
Zelesky getting assasinated is more likely than just being deposed. He tried to assasinate putin. Even trump hates him now
The head of Ukraine's military intelligence, Budanov, admitted some time ago that they'd attempted to assassinate Putin like dozens of times already. If Zelensky gets got, it won't be by Russia. He serves their interests by perpetually making bad decisions and, at least for now, being an obstacle towards a negotiated settlement, as Russia is accelerating towards fulfilling all goals (and possibly more) of the SMO on the battlefield.
Oh for sure, for Putin, Zelensky is great. But even trump knows you don't go after Putin. Hell, amerika might merc zelensky after all this. Or the nazis will
Obligatory:
But in seriousness, I'd bet on him getting got by the latter via stochastic terrorism, thanks to classic "we were stabbed in the back" fascist rhetoric.
Israel wins Eurovision.
Major false flag attack in Europe by Mossad, blamed on Islamists. (+ discussion on hexbear bulletin and international news about how unsafe jewish communities are in europe and about right wing islamic terror)
Russia allowed back in FIFA under conditions.
Austria joins NATO hastly and without referendum.
EU seizes frozen Russian state assets.
China does nothing.
Catastrophic European heatwave kills thousands, mostly elderly.
Assassination of Burkina Faso's President Ibrahim Traoré.
South Africa implements controversial white farmer reparations.
Another genocide against Tamils in Sri Lanka.
Vatican-China deal on bishop appointments causes Catholic schism.
Nile Crisis: Egypt issues military ultimatum to Ethiopia over dam.
Iran conducts low-yield "demonstration" nuclear test.
I misread that as "Australia" and thought "Oh shit, they probably would drop all pretense and just do that, wouldn't they?"
Cyprus is more likely and Moldova which will only cause further destabilization.
Guy who has to move over to the next diocese because of his principled pro-China stance in a chud parish (it's me)
Waste of a space, "Ireland joins NATO" would at least be in the realm of possiblity if not extremely unlikely.
Why do you say that? Do you have insider knowledge of the Irish labour movement? There is a window of opportunity being created in retail workers so I don’t see it as impossible. Progress in labour movement has little to do with government decision to join NATO.
There will not be a national strikeover Israel, you may get a repeat of the Dunnes Strike, but that consisted of a handful of people and was pretty much ignored until Desmond Tutu personally showed up to support them.
Once more I am asking you what inside info you have to draw this conclusion. Do you know how a national strike is organised? It doesn’t matter all that much if previous actions were unpopular. The main requirement for a national strike is solid infrastructure, and comrades in Ireland are trying to build this. Whether a strike will happen or not, I don’t know. But if you have more knowledge about this I would like to know.
There are a lot of bad news bingo picks so I'm gonna give some good news squares.
Senegal, Chad, or Benin enter into some kind of affiliate relationship with the AES that is structured for eventual full membership
Major mass movements in Bolivia oust Paz.
Milei dies or goes to prison
Greens get a strong second in a snap UK election
The Burnese civil war ends with the Tatmadaw out and a shaky leftist coalition coming to power
Modi dies or goes to prison
Only if there is a new coup. The current government wont. The Ivory Coast is also a place to look out for.
Yup, and no likelier time for that than right after a failed attempt.
russia continues cuck perseverance run
sturmer is kicked out, tories get new leader as well
france announces troop deployments to ukraine
middle east twerks even more for its master-entity (saudis and syrians join accords, kurds celebrate 20 years of strong ties)
merz cdu craters under 20%, die linke still fuck it up.
entity wins eurovision
gold crashes below 4k (or goldbugs are even more right
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china sends 5 strong worded letters when usa attacks venezuela and cuba
new ai models stay same-y, market gets bigmad, they get bailed out by pentagon
rightwinger will win in brazil, cause lula is too busy aura farming
india attacks bangladesh
euro crashes (to less than a dollar)