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[–] tyler@programming.dev 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why would you reveal this with a video? Like…this is literally free money for the taking.

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing is worth more than clout on the internet.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Probably make more in clicks and adds than they can make buying and scraping a very limited amount of probably-not-actually-pure gold.

Certainly less work.

(Edit: this is the irregular reminder to crack addicts and meth heads- flocke cameras have copper you can sell.)

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Oh I'm sure its pure gold. The whole half micron layer.

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're the gold store people are selling gold to, you make more money revealing this

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

If there’s only 10k of them, you would definitely make more money collecting those yourself. Putting it on the internet like that ensures that every gold store in the country starts getting those.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The people who made out like bandits during the 1849 gold rush sold panning equipment and shovels. This is the modern version of that.

[–] batmaniam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, them and the bandits, I'd imagine.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually think the metaphor doesn't really work when applied literally, except in the tautological sense. Banditry was a very poor lifestyle, only engaged in by the truly desperate.

[–] batmaniam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think we can both agree tautology works because it works, and that's good enough for me.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

That was with an essentially infinite supply of people to sell to. There’s only 10k of these things, and putting it on the internet insures that you’re only going to get an incredibly small fraction of the gold sold back to gold stores.

[–] Aatube@thriv.social 1 points 1 month ago

have some charity