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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"you look ravishing"

"why thank you"

"no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right"

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”

“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh there's fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.