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7 inches diameter, radius, or circumference?
We need more information, for reasons...
I feel like they are probably just guesstimating by using goatse as a source, so diameter?
Any normal person would assume diameter and no-one outside of mathematics would assume radius in this context.
I've spent some time in dungeons. I might assume radius.
I said normal person. Potholers don't count.
My first assumption was diameter but then thinking about how this is tested I bet it is width, so half circumference.
That means D=4.45” so just over one raccoon, maybe one raccoon and a trinket it found and won’t let go.