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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

You know what's great? Watching an org with little to no project management discipline of any sort try repeatedly to "implement Agile" by moving all workflows into Azure DevOps. (First of all, a quick aside: I despise the name of that tool because it has fuck all to do with the practice of, you know, DevOps.) There's no gatekeeper watching the inbound defect tickets to make sure end users aren't just entering random gibberish and assigning it to their favorite pet developer, so there's this massive backlog of tickets that are basically "our form is broken, we need things to make it go" and all of them are assigned to the wrong dev team.

Does that stop the army of middle managers from building timelines and stats based on those tickets with completely fabricated estimates? You bet your ass it doesn't.

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