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[โ€“] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You owe royalties

[โ€“] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Oracle licencing has really taken the shine off Java and relegated it to the legacy dust bin.