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submitted 3 days ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I apologize for bashing Java so hard in the past. I wish everyone wrote everything in Java these days. Digital life would be so much better.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You owe royalties

[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Oracle licencing has really taken the shine off Java and relegated it to the legacy dust bin.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fuck no.

I wish everyone used C#, Scala, Rust or Python (DSLs like VHDL, SQLs and CUDA and super specific languages like C, Erlang, Haskell and Bash notwithstanding).

You can hate on them, sure, each for their own reason, but they're all very well supported and good for what they're intended for.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sure, me too, but that's my point. Even Java is better than what we have now, especially from the user's perspective.