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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 86 points 5 days ago (4 children)

He's going to divorce her and marry Erika Kirk

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 58 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to laugh so hard if we lathe this into being. We've been calling it since like a week after the shooting.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

50 years from now, we will see classified CIA documents about how JD Vance had Charlie Kirk assassinated in a false-flag orchestrated through Maxwell as part of a plea deal.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Ok, Universe, you have to let us joke around sometimes, alright? You can't make ALWAYS be right... smdh.

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which is super funny cause its obvious that erika didn't give af about charlie and now vance comes along and ditches his wife at the drop of a hat. If they get together it'll be so percarious cause they're gonna be looking to trade up asap lmao. Chuds cant even do real human relationships. Everything has to be transactional.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Would be super funny if he gets clapped too and then she marries one of the Trump sons.