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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

i really like the names they gave - "refreshing cold milk" should like a great band name. seriously!

[–] booty@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gimme that TRIPLE thicc shake, I need the maximum possible number of boys in my yard right now

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

i'd go with a tempting cheeseburger

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Steaming Third-Degree Hot Coffee

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

you used to be able to get a delightful root beer but now you can only get regular root beer because the SJWs were too offended 😒

[–] fanbois@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Refreshing Cold Milk Hotel

Bubbly upbeat pop songs, but still horny about Anne Frank.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i just remember that there's this theory in which jeff mangum (and probably his family) went back to save anne frank and adopt her in the family as 'caroline mangum', and then in the 1990s, jeff started dating anne/caroline, now renamed again to astra taylor.

i think that that idea would work as a turtledove-ish story. seriously!