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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Trump said, "Somalians ripped off that state for billions of dollars, billions, every year, billions of dollars, and they contribute nothing."

Oh, the fucking irony

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Somalians ripped off that state for billions of dollars, billions, every year, billions of dollars, and they contribute nothing.”

"now get out of my new throne room"

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

What if that's what he imagines this new "ballroom" will be...

[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Did he mistaken somalia with Israel?

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 25 points 3 days ago

Always projections, eh