badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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why's that so hard to believe?
I've had toffee in my mouth plenty of times, and not once have they ever nutted. And don't you dare tell me it's a skill issue.
i sucked on some toffee the other day and it nutted, think it was a cashew bark situation
Well, first you have to ask the toffee what they want, what pleases them. Some might like a little biting, others expect heavy tongue work, some just want sucked.
After establishing both parties desires comes the hard part, do you and the toffee feel that spark? That connection? If you're not hitting that emotional resonance, of course it's going to be a blander experience.
Your total lack of oral skills does appear to be relevant
How dare you! My oral skills are so good they've been branded counter-revolutionary Reaganite propaganda.