this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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That'd probably make them easy to catch.
Also your comment makes no sense, because his wife isn't 'one of the good ones', she's not an illegal immigrant at all.
Methinks you might be reading too deeply into a shitpost about the politically incoherent tendencies of Trump voters. I wasn't trying to accurately represent that guy's arguments. I was making fun of him for missing an entirely predictable consequence is his actions.
I'm not 'reading too deeply', I'm just actually reading, and know what LAMF means.
Which didn't fit the situation in the OP at all, so it's less of a 'shitpost' and more of a handful of Stereotype Spaghetti thrown at a wall.
That's called 'selfawarewolves', different thing.
Yeesh I didn't realize every reply to every comment had to perfectly adhere to the topic and none were allowed to stray in any way into the realm of general mockery.
I'll be sure to remember that in the future the next time I think about adding something I think might be remotely humorous to a discussion, and just not! Thanks for clearing that up! Didn't know you were the arbiter of what was allowed to be commented. Won't happen again boss.👍
If you can't handle being told you're not making sense, don't post nonsense? Just a suggestion.
Also, 'sassy sarcasm' makes you sound like a bratty middle-school 'mean girl', so if you don't want to come across that way, I'd suggest avoiding that as well.
Are you lost?
They're clearly a massive dweeb. Check their comment history, it's all dumb shit like this
Oh holy shit I really have to start looking at these before a respond to comments. Good Lord it just keeps going doesn't it?
Hmm... today i will antagonize people for arbitrary stuff on the internet
They just keep getting more sophisticated.
Oh Honey... That... that's what I was going for yes. I'm aware of exactly how it sounds.
I had hoped maybe it might help you understand how ridiculous you were being but apparently my hopes were a bit too lofty.
You can't be serious