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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's e: 155cm and 150cm in normal units

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

General rule: add the digits and times by 30, and minus 30

  • 5'1 = ((5+1)*30) - 30= 150cm
  • 4'11 = ((4+11)*30) - 30 = 304cm
[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] theolodis@feddit.org 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why? What happened on the 9th of November?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Great Boston Fire

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

And yet here we are, 13 upvotes.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty" ~ Bill Shakespeare

[–] kip@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't do conversions from feeties and footies nearly enough to remember that

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 21 hours ago

The math doesn't check out anyways.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just remember that an inch is 2,54 cm and there a dozen inches in a foot.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I'll probbaly just google it

[–] Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is not 180cm, 180cm is about 6' and the green text guy is 11 inches shorter than that, so probably around 155cm.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Whoops calculated for 5 feet 11 inches.