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One of my lathe predictions was a Bitcoin bailout. Bc there's no intrinsic value there we could easily see a sudden rush for the exits. This will be one to keep an eye on in the coming weeks
TARP for libertarians while we cut snap benefits would be S-tier contradictions. This would be the administration stupid enough to do it. But who are we kidding, the Democrats would do it too
I figure during Trump 2.0 - there might be one of two crypto bailouts. One, a bailout for crypto in general. All the companies will say they are facing the current crisis and they'll feed like starving hogs at the glorious bailout trough filled with 10s of billions of dollars. Two, a bailout of select companies decided upon by Trump.
Either way - Trump will make billions simply because he's the president.
How would a Bitcoin bailout be conducted... like the FDIC but for crypto? That structure only has the reason to exist for USD holdings. Bailouts are done to companies which Bitcoin is not. What are they going to do, something identical to ensuring a minimum payout for call options, on a currency that doesn't really have everyday use?
Trump was talking about making a Strategic Reserve for Bitcoin during his reelection campaign. The US is already a major holder of Bitcoin just from asset forfeiture, but they were talking about having the US government explicitly invest in bitcoin for the treasury.
So no its not a proper bailout but it is effectively a way to bail out the Bitcoin market by buying any major dips. Think of the the US buying up oil when its price went negative.
My guess : They can set a price say 1 BTC = $100k and have anyone sell their bitcoin there.
Then no one wants to sell it on market for less than $100k since they can just go to the window for the floor price. At worst the Government ends up owning all the Bitcoin in existence (unlikely) ie 21 million, the bitcoiners get $2.1 Trillion I think (most of it is a transfer from the gov since they wouldn't have been able to sell it for anywhere near 100k otherwise).