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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

God will judge them

Matthew 7:21-23

[21] “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. [22] On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ [23] And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God does not exist, and will not be judging anyone

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yahweh is a sadist. Of the possible deities to worship Jeebus' dad is the worst.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 3 days ago

Jesus is Yahweh, and punishing sin isn't sadism.