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Discussion Thread ๐Ÿชด Friday 14 November 2025 (aussie.zone)
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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I woke up with my ovaries being squeezed to death, my knee really fucking hurting and my finger being aware it's cut. My man is plying me with booze. I'm numb now and happy.

Entertain me people please.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

How much wood could a woodchucker chuck if woodchucker would chuck wood

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My gonads are giving me grief too.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh you poor thing.

The bitch button has been activated.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeet the bastards!

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

If the doctor recommends it I guess I'm fine with it but I'm generally against the idea as a personal choice.