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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I trolled some random kid in the theater by telling them DJ was Rey's father, which he isn't

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That spoiler does happen in X3 though lol. But I remember telling some young relatives that Kylo Ren was Luke Skywalker after Force Awakens came out. He was despondent. I really regretted making the joke. Like he was just straight up laying on the floor staring at the ceiling. I thought it was obvious he wasn't Luke so I thought it was a funny thing to say.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

On my way out of TLJ, I considered shouting "REY TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE!"