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When I was a teenager, I was seeing X-Men 3 in theaters. A man comes in late and sits next to me. He points at Jean Grey and asks:
Spoiler
"Did she kill the professor yet?"And, the answer was, no, that did not happen yet. ๐ค
I trolled some random kid in the theater by telling them DJ was Rey's father, which he isn't
That spoiler does happen in X3 though lol. But I remember telling some young relatives that Kylo Ren was Luke Skywalker after Force Awakens came out. He was despondent. I really regretted making the joke. Like he was just straight up laying on the floor staring at the ceiling. I thought it was obvious he wasn't Luke so I thought it was a funny thing to say.
On my way out of TLJ, I considered shouting "REY TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE!"