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submitted 4 months ago by TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Claim: Mamdani is a communist.

False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Uh... I don't think it's a constant if it increases.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Who can tell anymore.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Increasing constants are all the rage nowadays

[–] hallettj@leminal.space 6 points 4 months ago

That's the same thing they said about the cosmological constant!

[–] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's why it's improbable, duh

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You get it.