the reptiles of this theory are clearly not ordinary reptiles, because y'know, ordinary reptiles that you would meet during the course of your life cannot wear mostly lifelike human faces. i think this detail of the theory cannot be stressed enough.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sure thing, palpatine. Was Sheev even human, do we even KNOW?

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

I'm not submitting a blood test, if that's what you're implying should happen, because I had to do one to enter Jedi training to measure my midichlorian level (eugenics) and it's bothered me since.

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sorry they're clearly crab people?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

crab people celebrate the deaths of fascists crab-party

so no, crabs are our friends

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Humans Dan and Sarah went to Planet Crab to see what was there. There they found huge crabs! It made them happy to see. They wanted to know how crabs become so powerful and the answer is familiar: Crabitalism — the new & exciting economic system. Human lives are ground to death and digested for the good of a select group of giant crabs! Everyone is running and smiling. The crabs are getting bigger! It is good to make powerful crabs more powerful. Humans Dan and Sarah want to tell their planet about Crabitalism now!

Crabitalism facts:

Humans love to serve powerful crabs
Giant and powerful crabs make planets better
Human suffering small price for giant crabs
Everyone smiles at crabs

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Ah so it does trickle down at the end :3