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Say less (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've played enough Dark Souls to recognize this weapon. It's the Flamberge. Not my favorite quality weapon, not the best strength or dex scaling. Still a cool greatsword.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That seems like an unwise way to hold that sword. "Ow, my shoulder!"

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Got a pauldron protecting the shoulder, gorget protecting the neck, helmet protecting head and ear. There's no possible harm that might come to you holding the sword that way.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The beef jerky never complains.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well yeah but they also moan when hit.