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You put your meal under it and squeeze the top part, then your sauce comes out of the bottom part.
The American version is probably a Ketchup capsule that you load into a l shaped device, pull the trigger and your ketchup splashes over your fries and the people infront of you.
Are you sure you don't have to squish the udder from top to bottom?
That would be fantastic, lmao.
Nah, I think there's another valve above it. you just squeeze and it squeezes out.
While a tiny plastic packets gets discarded into a waste basket just out of sight.
Hey, it's perfect for school cafeterias, though.
This? Please. I work in a middle school. No way in hell.