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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 24 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It's like saying you can't make fun of JD Vance for being a couch fucker. Oh wait, you can.

Sorry(I stole this gif)

[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 1 points 28 minutes ago

I have stolen this gif now too.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No, you see. What youre doing here is making light of the sexual assault of that finely crafted Italian couch. Sexual assault against seating happens every day, and its no laughing matter.

For anyone reading this, is you or anyone you know has a couch or chair that has suffered a sexual assault by a parent or other family member, please know that you are not alone. Please call 555-26824, and speak to one of our SAS(Seating assault specialists) volunteers today.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

my poor chesterfield will never sit the same.