badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I think they used to call cannon balls gooners
I looked it up and THEY USED TO BE CALLED GUNNERS. They just started pronouncing it wrong!
The English can't even speak their own language properly
no, you misunderstand. the english base their entire identity on laying an incredibly complex regional/class-based landscape of landmines of pronunciation to be able to detect the foreigner, so they can then vote for farage.
(sometimes the foreigner is from sheffield)
"Oi guv I'm from the London suburb Bovinshire-upon-Weavelton"
"Oi guv I'm from the London suburb Weavelton-upon-Bovinshire"
"Oi I could tell from yer totally distinct accent"
In my experience there are actually only about 10 UK accents, the rest are just pretending.
If you want actual accent madness its Norway. Somehow evry town with 5 people or more has a unique accent.
The US has a fucking ton of regional dialects and accents probably owing to how huge it is. Like you have 4 or 5 just in the NYC area. Then you got the Appalacians you got the bayou and the french influence. You got the Tennessee drawl (which funny enough I kinda absorbed by spending so much time online talking to southern comrades). California has a couple but they're pretty boring, you got the great lakes/dakotas (aka almost canada but not quite).
Owww mee guuuud!
As soon as ypu turn around they start speaking normally.