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i'ma turn my toaster sideways and let my oppositional defiant disorder win today
There are less smelly and messy ways of attracting firemen to your house
yeah but if i feed them once they're here they might stay
Film it and put it on YouTube... so we can ALL win.
fuck now i gotta go buy a shitty toaster i've been using my air fryer for toast for years
We can wait
This is my lazy quesadilla trick. Nuke with cheese in the microwave until cheese melted, fold in half, put in toaster laying on side. Pops out crispy right onto my plate!
Not as good as when properly made, but quick, no skillet dirty and better than microwaved alone.
Toaster on side also a quick way to reheat slice of cold pizza!