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Now I'm picturing someone jamming salmon filet into a toaster, thanks for that image ๐
Probably shouldn't use a panini maker either
Bread machine is right out!
What else is the salmon setting for?
Pornography.
if you need to use the salmon setting on the bread machine, you get a much smoother texture putting it in a food processor inside an oven.
A waffle iron would equally be unwise.
Honestly... I think you could make that work...
I did this once as an undergrad when I lived in the dorms. It worked fine for cooking the fish, but that toaster was never the same again. It's really hard to clean the crevices around the crumb tray.
2/10, would not recommend.