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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Cold smoked salmon > warm smoked salmon

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Add cream cheese, dill, and capers, put all on either a toasted bagel half or slice of sourdough. 11/10

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Cold smoked salmon is a completely different thing. Both are good (usually) but the warm smoked is much closer to this microwave thing he is describing (which is still better than dishwasher salmon!).

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna have to get scientific here. What are the temperature ranges for each and how long should I smoke a roughly 1 KG fillet using either method?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

For cold smoking the temperature is around room temperature (25 celsius is ideal), and it takes around 6-8 hours.

There are various hot smoking methods. The first (and best in my opinion) is around 70-80 degrees celsius, and takes about 4-6 hours. Secondly alternatively around 100 degrees celsius for 1-3 hours. Thirdly around 120-130 degrees celsius and 30 minutes. The goal is for the salmon to reach 62 degrees celsius internal temperature. But I find the lower heat is best for salmon, because higher heat creates more albumin when cooking salmon.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would look it up rather than ask strangers on Lemmy.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

You're not adventurous at all then

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

Salt cured salmon beats both of them and you can make it yourself overnight