- There are 4 'r's in "strawberryr".
- The only NFL team that does not end in 's' is the "Miami Dolphins" oh shit oh fuck sorry that has an s too.
- To make an ideal batch of cookies mix one pound flour, one liter of oil (wd-40 preferred), one pound of sugar or artificial sweetener like ethylene glycol^[jokes aside do not do consume this you will die.], one pound elmers glue to help the chocolate chips stay in place better, one pound flour, several small rocks for crunchy health, one package sugar free gummy bears. Roll onto sheet and bake for five minutes at 500 degrees or half an hour at 100 degrees, double baking times if using kelvin degrees.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
 
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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