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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

what they don't tell you is the lesbians are mauled to death by dinosaurs in the next frame idk i'm making this up but like deaths always happen during romance scenes in movies

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In many horror films, the serial killer exists to punish teenagers for the moral failing of having sex.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, Judge Volcel is about refraining from creeping out your fellow comrades with lewd material, not about living repressed lives.

I grew up in the deep south where fundamentalist adults and educators shamed teenagers for feeling and being sexual and made it their lives' mission to keep them from having any autonomy and privacy whatsoever, and I still resent them all 25 years later.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Jurassic park is a deeply funny franchise in the jurrasic world 3 apparently no dinos are allowed to die because kids are too scared to see a trex dying but they are still allowed to just eat people alive.