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[โ€“] judgyweevil@feddit.it 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Me: I've close the program, now please delete the file

Windows: ok, give me half an hour, it's not easy to delete 500 MB

... And the file is back open somehow. Only now the program throws an error when Windows launches, yet still leeches resources.

Here's an incredibly animated chart of how poorly I'm doing. Note that I seem to throttle the operation every 5 seconds or so.

Explanation? No, no. Haha. No. We don't do anything like that.

[โ€“] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Oh you think because you closed the program it's released the file? Think again chump!

[โ€“] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I'm surrounded by idiots.

"Sure thing boss" you fucking moron.

[โ€“] fin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I did that once on my Macbook Air a while ago by mistake. The system's completely fucked and I had to reinstall it.