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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[โ€“] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because he's secretly gay. A straightjacket would be ineffective.

[โ€“] alaphic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I had a lesbian friend tell me one time that spaghetti is only straight till it gets wet... and then you boil it for like 11 minutes. So I guess what I'm trying to say is... I think I have a plan